Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! |
Q. Why did Santa have three gardens?
A. So he could hoe, hoe, hoe! |
Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A. Mooo-ry Christmas! |
Q. What goes ho-ho-swoosh? Ho-ho-swoosh?
A. Santa caught in a revolving door! |
Q. What is the end of Christmas?
A. The letter s! |
Q. What do you call a flamingo at the North Pole?
A. Lost! |
Q. What did one angel say to the other?
A. Halo there! |
Q. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
A. It looks like rain, dear! (rein-deer) |
Q. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has No L! (Noel) |
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I'm going out tonight! |
Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A. Thanks, I'll never part with it! |
Q. What did the buck say to the doe on Christmas Day?
A. Merry Christmas, Dear! |
Q. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A. Merry Christmas to ewe! |
Q. How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad! |
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes! |
Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Iceburgers! |
Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball! |
Q. Who delivers presents to good little baby sharks at Christmas?
A. Santa Jaws! |
Q. Who delivers presents to good little baby kitties at Christmas?
A. Santa Paws! |
Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells! |
Q. What do reindeer have that no other animal on earth has?
A.Baby reindeer! |
Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
A. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle! |
Q. How do you know if there's a reindeer in your refrigerator?
A. Look for hoofprints in the butter! |
Q. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
A. It was feeling crummy! |
Q. Why did Santa push his bed into the fireplace?
A. He wanted to sleep like a log! |
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Happy Holly-days! |
